About Me
- SBK
- Constantly conflicted, a walking contradiction... Always trying my best to balance: 1) a heart of gold with a vengeful mind, 2) hardworking dilligence with irrepressible sloth, 3) a devil-may-care nonchalance with overbearing concern, 4) enigmatic eloquence with foot-in-the-mouth syndrome, 5) honey lips with an acid tongue, ...and FAILING MISERABLY at all of this... "Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends" The Devil's Advocate. Bodacious Bookworm. Vivacious Bon Vivant. Versatile Vulgarian. Peremptory Popinjay. Black belt in Karate and Shopping. Enough in my wardrobe(s) to clothe a small country, but I always end up wearing the same stuff. Constantly buying new clothes but STILL wear the same stuff. Go figure. "if i tell you i'm good, you'll think i'm boasting. but if i tell you i'm no good, you'll know i'm lying." - The Dragon, Bruce Lee